The Dooce “Fans” Website

The Dooce “Fans” Website

The other day we learned from Chicken Liver, whom we love like a sister, about the new Dooce thing where she’s “Monetizing the Hate” by posting all the hate “crime” against her onto a special page littered with ads in the hopes of capitalizing on the truth. Almost immediately we Renegades decided that we could do it too, except the other way around. In two days us Renegade bitches created a new site in which we do the opposite; we’re Monetizing the Love over at DooceFans.com.

Here we will be re-posting all the Dooce Love that is posted by sheep on RenegadeMoms.com as well as the love being posted in comment sections of other glorious sites. We have artfully copied and pasted this love onto our DooceFans.com site (while giving credit where credit is due, unlike SOMEONE) and let us tell you its FUCKING HILARIOUS what sheep will baaaaa. And the money? WOW THE FUCKING MONEY!!!!! We are going to take all that money and roll our own (super-sized) tampons with it and distribute them to poor women everywhere who need tampons. We are going to buy razors and Ben & Jerry’s and Nick and Nora’s until we become homebound fat-asses. We are going wipe our Doocie asses with each and every dollar because that is what jealous bitches do!

Here’s a little peek into how DooceFans got started:

“One day the Renegade Moms were sitting around in their Nick and Nora pajamas, drinking Starbucks coffee and Good Earth jasmine green tea, sharing ricockulous stories about their kids and pets, laughing and crying about dumb comments left on their Pinchin’ a Dooce posts and other intelligent and funny mom-blog friends, when The Dog, who is known for being the most retarded animal on the planet, had a great idea. She barked, know what you should do? You should take all that bullshit that Dooce fans write ad nauseum, put it on your own site and cover the thing with ads. And the Renegade Moms were all, damn! That bitch is smarter than the Heathers! So Dooce fans, here’s to you! And we did it all by ourselves, no husbands involved.”

We hope you enjoy it, ladies and gentlemen. You know what to do.

DooceFans.com -Monetizing the Love

xoxo,
The Renegade Moms

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Category: Pinchin' a Dooce- When the urge to purge strikes! | Tags: RM1,RM2

11 Responses to “The Dooce “Fans” Website”

Diana 09/09/21 10:10

Way to be original and get paid for stealing someones idea. Its too bad because I really like you guys. Oh well there are a million other mommy blogs. Goodbye. See…when you don’t like someone you just don’t visit there page anymore. Funny how that works.
renegademoms 09/09/21 10:28

You mean “their” page. We’re okay with your choice, we believe in freedom of the internet and freedom of speech. Thanks for stopping by!
xoxo.
Danirae 09/09/21 12:41

WOW…it looks like Heather B. has a freakin’ internet mafia going on. I hope you get more supportive comments coming your way because you ladies are absolutely amazing. Amazing because you speak your mind (which you have every right to do because of that free speech thing) and you don’t back down even when the mafia minions hammer down on you. Way to stick to your guns!

I guess it just takes some extra something special to see past the brainwashing verbal diarrhea that comes out of her mouth. Oh and by the way, I ain’t afraid of the mafia…bring it on beezies…I won’t be bullied.
Dana 09/09/21 13:04

Oh, Diana… I find it really hard to believe that you visit here and Heather’s site – how could you “like” the Renegade Moms and Heather, too? Admit it, you come here for the snark.

The Renegade Moms are making money off of sheep comments like yours. It’s only fair. Who cares if Heather supposedly thought of it first? What, is she the Internet god and we have to bow to her and her ideas? Please.

Dana
martina 09/09/21 13:10

money from dooce’s monetizing the hate will go to charity. will yours?
Danirae 09/09/21 13:20

And to Diana…Dooce is the one who went around stealing from other people’s pages first. She’s not even going to share any of the $ she is making with the bloggers she STOLE from. What the renegades should do is start stealing comments from her page and then keep the money from her!
Leonie 09/09/22 10:22

Good thing Dooce has merely copied vitriol about herself to poke fun at. I’d hate to see what else could be justified by “She did it first!”

Going along with your logic, though, you started bagging her first so I guess you can’t blame her for doing the same.

As for the spellcheck police (i.e. renegademoms), you do realise your comment form says “E-mail (do not published)”, right? Kettle, black, all that good stuff.
renegademoms 09/09/22 11:41

“realize”

kettle and all that good stuff.

xox

~RM’s
Leonie 09/09/22 13:08

Actually, realise isn’t incorrect, given that I write British English. I write “colour” too, doesn’t it just kill you?

English is my second language too, learnt (see what I did there? British!) it in high school, so I think I’m doing alright here, but thanks!
ZDub 09/09/23 11:10

Heh, what a grate idea! I rully like this sight.

I heart you, galz. (For reals.)
mythayah 10/02/05 01:16

What an interesting feud going on I think I like this place its better than TV.
xoxo

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