Renegade Freak Assistance

It could be said that offering Freak Assistance here at Renegade Moms is a 24/7 job, but what we mean to do here today is assist to the fucked up sons and daughters of perverted bitches that find RenegadeMoms.com when searching for something so nasty even WE didn’t think of it. Why do we want to help these sick bastards? Because we believe in efficiency. Er, well, who knows why. Perhaps we’re just cool like that. Maybe because it’s better than feeding kids and cleaning toilets. Anyway. Whatever. So.

Dear crazy-fucked-up-piece-of-shit,

Your internet search for:

“uterus fucking”

“stealing grandmas underwear”

“daddy’s mom fuck”

“grandma looking up her skirt”

“dooce”

“whale vagina”

(Damnit all to hell! We had a thousand more creepy ones but our tracker only shows the really really recent ones. Fuck. Don’t worry, we’ll update periodically for y’allz.)

-has landed you here at RenegadeMoms.com and we’d sincerely like to suggest that you GET SOME FUCKING HELP ASAP!

But thanks for reading us anyway.

xoxo,

~The Renegade Moms