Isolation, here I come.

Nona 09/11/16 14:18

I spent Saturday steam cleaning all my carpets because my turd-eating dog threw up shit all over the floors Friday night.

Then I got to clean the *same* carpets all over again on Sunday after the same turd-muncher and his partner in crime (older, bigger dog) got sprayed by a skunk and tried to rub off the stench on my freshly scrubbed carpets.

And yey after all that, I think your day is worse. Cold sores and wormy cat turds suck worse than shitty, skunky carpets.

Sorry that life is such a bitch to you today.

Does Hallmark make a card that says that? If not, they should.
renegademoms 09/11/16 15:12

That is bad, I’m sorry. But in some weird way, you and RM1 have made my day a wee bit better.

I actually have a greeting card that says “Go Fuck Yourself” and I’m mailing it to November 16th, 2009.

~RM2
ZDub 09/11/16 16:04

Fuck cold sores in their stupid asses.

I get those too. It’s not cute.
Mrs. Call Me Crazy 09/11/16 20:47

I once had a dog that would eat his own shit. Then he would puke it up. He once puked it up in our bedroom in the middle of the night. It stunk so bad it woke us out of a dead sleep.

Needless to say – that dog went to live with some nice family on a farm.
tina 09/11/16 21:38

oooooh, the “HERPES” that really sucks!!
i was having one of those days too ( but i have to say yours takes the cake) oh shit, great now i want CAKE!!
you want some too?

lol have a better day tomorrow!!!

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