• Fuck You Orville Redenfucker!

    Here is today’s disaster:

    burn renegade moms

    burnt renegade moms

    Nice huh? This is what happens when you invite RM1 over to your house with microwave Kettle Corn.  2 minutes and 30 seconds my fucking ass!  Okay so yeah RM2 told me “yeah just don’t walk away” and because I can’t follow instructions I walked away.  I just didn’t believe that her microwave was of super-sonic quality.  So yeah I totally just stunk up her house and it wasn’t my feet this time.

    So I am accepting invitations now to come cook for someone for Thanksgiving.  Any volunteers?
    ~RM1

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