Twitter Follow…er…Stalker…ummm…Fan?

There are few people in the world that truly make me get all “fanatic” and shit about them.  I have met tons of famous people, one of them was even President Carter and that was all cool and everything but I didn’t get super excited.  However, there is someone on Twitter who makes me all warm and happy inside and I am her “follower” and I hope she doesn’t block me thinking I am some weird stalker or something…CUZ I’M NOT…I swear…seriously.  Okay, it’s Paula Deen.  God I love that woman.

RM2 is a big HGTV fan and I can totally get into that but for me it’s a Food Network thing and specifically it is Paula.  I watch other shows in between hers but they are only filler for me until the next episode of Paula.  As you all know there are some areas of cooking in which I am clearly deficient but seriously aside from baking and microwaving popcorn I can totally cook!  In fact I am a damn good cook but I can’t bake for shit and obviously I can’t make popcorn either.  This is where I need Paula in my life.

Paula makes this amazing heart attack called “Baked Cheese Grits” and I want them so bad.  I tried to make them but they didn’t turn out looking much different from my microwave popcorn.  I just can’t bake.  I need help.  Princess says that when I bake I don’t make food, I make “weapons of mass destruction” and they are “scary”.  I agree.  I am afraid of the things I bake. I did successfully make Paula’s  Peach Cobbler while I was pregnant with Zen and I ended up making it every week for about two months and I gained 10 pounds.  It was worth every single pound.  I have no regrets.

So now I follow (stalk) Paula Deen on twitter and it is my dream, yes I said it, my DREAM that @Paula_Deen will @RenegadeMoms.  My life would be almost complete.  Almost.  In order to make it complete I would need Paula to have Renegade Moms on her show and teach me how to make Cheese Grits without them becoming a weapon.  I think that would be an amazing episode of her show, Cooking With The Renegades. We could use tons of butter and we could fry everything.

So Paula, Call me! Teach me how to make your Cheese Grits and let me just stand next to you and worship you.  I am a fantatic.  I confess.  Meeting you would be cooler than meeting a former President of the United States! How is that for being your number one fan? Oh and when you have us on your show can we only cook with lots a’ butta’?

One more thing..Paula, will you adopt me?
Your Adoring Fan,

Renegade Mom 1