Renegade Cyber Vagina-logues

Because we’ve recently discovered that we love contests without prizes (don’t forget to vote for Confessions of a Renegade Mom, currently at number 61)(shameless whores) we have decided to do our own contest and you’re gonna love it. Yes indeed, you get to talk about your….. VAGINA, aka Twat, Cooch, Pussy, Slit… you know what it is. You already know we’re not afraid to talk about vagina and obviously on Twitter it’s a popular word. (OhMyVag!) So now it’s your turn. We want to hear all your funny, gross, disturbing, juicy, rotten, skanky vag-talk.

Here’s the part where we make up the rules as we write.

This is a creative writing experiment, so get gizzy on your pussy stories.
We want to hear it ALL!! But it MUST be original work. True to Renegade style (and since we’ve given up on pleasing advertiser assholes), there will be no restrictions on content, language or style but no novels. Please. Our attention spans are shrinking to 140 characters so anything more than 300 words most likely won’t be read. Video welcome, but please, we don’t want to actually SEE your roast beef sandwich, we just want to hear about it. Yeah, thanks.

What are we going to do with all these Cool Coochie stories?
We’re going to pick our three favorites and post them here on RenegadeMoms.com and promote the shit out of you.

How to get your stink to us.
Please post your Renegade vag-speak on your blog with a link to RenegadeMoms.com and email us a link to Renegade Moms by February 10th so we can announce the winners on our favorite V-day, February 14th.

Tell a friend and “spread” the word about Renegade Vagina-logues.

Thank you. Cum again soon.

~The Renegade Moms