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  • Twit-light Mean Mom

    So in case anyone fell off the edge of the damn earth last night the new Twit-light movie came out and evidently it’s a big fuckin’ deal.   No I am not into these movies.  The truth is they suck.  Yep, I said it.  They suck ass. Now I know I am going to offend some readers but let me just say this shit:

    twilight hate renegade momsIf you are over the age of 20 why the fuck do you like this garbage?  How can you stand these whining, sniveling, emo-inspired, teen angst bitches for more than 15 minutes?

    I don’t get it.  Tried to read the books (just to shut my kid up) and I could not get past the first chapter.  Literature this is not and it’s not even good crap.  So to then take it to the big screen?? Oh good gawd… help me now.   A good friend of mine tried to convince me a few months ago that the movies are “fantastic” and she tried to make me watch them.  I fell asleep less than 45 minutes into the first one and that was only to prevent myself from vomiting.

    This is why I don’t like them:

    It’s like sitting in a room with Princess and all her friends and all their “drama” that is not even really that dramatic for over 2 hours.  Who the fuck would want to do that? I would rather go to the dentist and the Gyno at the same time.  In fact the only thing more annoying than all the teen freak out mass hysteria over this shit is the grown women talking about what “team” they are on?  Really? ummm….. fucking gross.

    So last night I became the ONLY MOM on the WHOLE PLANET who wouldn’t let their kid go to the midnight showing of this movie.  Now, let me clarify something here:  I was going to let her go but only if she went with her friend who has a car (oh my gawd how horrible am I for that?) and the whole thing didn’t involve me beyond her waking me up at 2am to tell me she is home.  Oh yeah and she can’t wear short shorts and spaghetti strap tank tops.   Fair right? I mean she didn’t have to go and be seen with me (you couldn’t pay me!) and she got to roll with her friend in her car.  Come on!  Teen dream is it not?  So her plans fell through and her friend didn’t go, she had friends down there but couldn’t get a hold of them and I am just SO MEAN because I wouldn’t let her walk down there in the dark at almost midnight and then walk home again at 2am.  Furthermore, I am “irritating” because I didn’t want to get up and take her there at midnight, then get up again and pick her up at 2am with a kidney infection and two sick toddlers.

    What kind of mother am I? Clearly a terrible one.   Now the only reason I was  letting her go in the car with her friend is because the movie theater is 5 minutes by car from our house and yes it is within an easy walking distance but not at MIDNIGHT and 2AM!!!  So right now I am pretty sure she hates me.  I am hoping to win some sort of meanest mom award of some kind.  I keep working very hard towards this goal and I keep getting bumped out of the running by other bitches.  Someday I will achieve this peak of maternal greatness… we should all aspire to great things because life without goals is an empty one.

    ~RM1

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    2010.06.30 / 6 responses / Category: Daily Confession

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